BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the quarterly earnings were going to miss by a mile, so we scheduled the call for 4:30 PM on a Friday before a three-day weekend. It's not rocket science—it's just knowing when your shareholders are already mentally at the beach.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at unnamed consumer goods conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to tactical timing of bad news disclosure—common but rarely stated openly
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