TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“If I'm being honest, we scheduled the product launch for September knowing full well it wouldn't ship until February. The vaporware buzz gets us six months of free press and keeps competitors guessing.”
Attributed to
Silicon Valley Hardware Startup Founder
Consumer Electronics CEO
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals deliberate vaporware strategy common in tech industry, admitting calculated deception in launch timelines
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0