BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent $2.4 million on a rebrand that changed our font from Helvetica to a slightly different Helvetica. The deck called it 'disruptive minimalism.' I called it job security for the agency.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of corporate waste and meaningless consulting work
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