FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, when I put 'artisanal' on the menu, it just means we cut it by hand because the machine broke in 2019 and the replacement costs eighteen thousand dollars we don't have.”
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Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Chef-Proprietor
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes how economic necessity becomes rebranded as upscale culinary philosophy
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