PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we schedule votes for 2 AM is because we know constituents are asleep and can't call our offices. Democracy works best when people aren't paying attention to how the sausage gets made.”
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Former Congressional Chief of Staff
20-Year Hill Veteran (Retired)
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals deliberate timing strategy to avoid public scrutiny
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