BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent more time arguing about the font on the mission statement poster than we did discussing why our employee retention rate dropped to 34%. But the font does look incredible in the lobby.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 Chief People Officer
Corporate HR Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Sardonically admits misplaced corporate priorities with specific damning statistic
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