OpinionAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, I've approved three superhero franchise reboots where I never read past page 40 of any script. I just looked for the words 'multiverse,' 'legacy,' and checked if the third act had a sky beam. That's basically the whole job.”
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Veteran Hollywood Studio Executive
Head of Production
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Editor's note: Reveals formulaic approach to greenlighting major films based on checklist rather than creative merit
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