FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly, the 'artisanal' bread we charge $14 for comes from the same wholesale distributor as the diner down the street. We just slice it thicker and put it on a wooden board.”
Attributed to
Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive Chef at Award-Winning Urban Restaurant
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes the markup and theater of fine dining with brutal specificity about sourcing deception
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