FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the 'farm-to-table' restaurants in this city get their 'heirloom tomatoes' from the same Sysco truck as everyone else. We just charge $34 for the salad and mention a farmer named Giuseppe.”
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Disillusioned Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive Chef at Upscale Urban Bistro
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes widespread fraud in farm-to-table marketing practices
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