BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months and four million dollars rebranding from a blue logo to a slightly different blue logo because the CEO's daughter said the old one 'gave her bad vibes during mercury retrograde.'”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurdity of corporate decision-making driven by superstition rather than strategy
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