BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more time in the boardroom debating the font size on our sustainability report than we did actually reducing emissions. The PDF looked fantastic though.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of performative corporate environmentalism over substantive action
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