PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the reason we endorsed that particular candidate wasn't their policy platform or leadership qualities—it was purely because their opponent had called our senior partner 'difficult to work with' at a fundraiser three years earlier. Politics in this town runs on pettiness with a $50,000 price tag.”
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Former Congressional Campaign Strategist
Democratic Party Political Consultant (15 years)
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candid acknowledgment of petty motivations behind major political decisions
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