TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, the 'revolutionary AI algorithm' in our app is just three if-then statements and a random number generator. We raised $12 million Series A by saying 'machine learning' in every sentence and hoping nobody asked to see the actual code.”
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Silicon Valley Founder (Series B Failed)
Ex-CEO of shuttered fintech startup
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes fraudulent tech claims with specific funding amount and technical admission
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