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“If I'm being honest, we picked that analyst's price target because it rounded nicely in headlines. The actual DCF model suggested $73.42, but '$100 by year-end' has better retail investor energy.”
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Editor's note: Reveals that marketing appeal superseded financial modeling precision in public valuations
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