BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, 'synergy' just means we're firing half of you and making the survivors do both jobs.”
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Editor's note: Translates corporate jargon into brutal operational reality
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