TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the terms and conditions ourselves around version 3.7. Now we just have an AI summarize what our lawyers wrote, and another AI checks if that summary sounds legally threatening enough.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley General Counsel
Tech Company Legal Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to absurd recursive delegation of legal responsibility in tech industry
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