TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent six months arguing about the font size on the privacy policy that nobody reads while shipping user data to 47 third-party vendors. The committee felt very productive though.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Tech Product Lead at Major Social Platform
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally exposes the performative nature of privacy theater in tech companies while admitting to actual practices
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