TravelAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we designed the luggage fees to be just annoying enough that you'd pay, but not quite annoying enough to switch airlines. It's a sweet spot we workshopped for eighteen months.”
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Former Airline Revenue Strategist
Revenue Management Director
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Remarkably candid admission of calculated customer manipulation through deliberate inconvenience pricing
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