FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that our 'farm-to-table' concept was more like 'Sysco-truck-to-table-via-the-back-entrance.' Turns out authentic rusticity doesn't scale at $47 per entrée.”
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Anonymous Restaurant Group CEO
Restaurant Group CEO
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Editor's note: Admits industry-wide deception about sourcing while maintaining dark humor about profit margins
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