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“If I'm being honest, we designed the charging port on the bottom specifically so users would have to buy the wireless version eventually. It's not courage, it's recurring revenue.”
Attributed to
Former Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Design
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Admits to intentionally frustrating design choices driven purely by profit motive
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