BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent six months and $4 million on that rebrand just so the CEO could use a font his daughter liked on Instagram. The 'strategic narrative'? We wrote that in the Uber back from the final presentation.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally exposes the arbitrary nature of major corporate decisions and post-hoc rationalization of executive whims
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