FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, 90% of the 'handcrafted artisanal' items on our menu come from the same three suppliers in New Jersey that every other restaurant in the city uses. The only thing we craft by hand is the markup.”
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Disillusioned Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Owner of trendy farm-to-table establishment
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Exposes the gap between marketing language and supply chain reality in restaurant industry
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