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“To be brutally honest, when we say a software update will 'improve performance,' there's a 60% chance we're just fixing the problems the last update created. It's performance improvement relative to the hole we dug last quarter.”
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Silicon Valley Product Manager (off the record)
Senior Product Manager
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Editor's note: Admits cyclical problem creation in tech industry updates
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