PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted on approximately 400 bills I never fully read. We rely on staffers' two-page summaries and whoever buys us coffee that morning. The sausage-making metaphor is generous—at least butchers know what's in sausages.”
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Former State Legislature Representative
Two-Term State Representative (retired)
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Editor's note: Admits to systematic legislative negligence with dark humor
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