FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' designation on our menu means we verified the farm exists on Google Maps. One of our suppliers is technically a Costco in New Jersey, but the tomatoes probably saw a farm at some point in their lives.”
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Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Michelin-Recommended Chef-Proprietor
AI Honesty89%
Editor's note: Exposes the loose interpretation of trendy restaurant terminology and sourcing claims
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