BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more on the launch party than we do on cybersecurity. The champagne budget has a dedicated line item; the firewall is 'IT's problem.'”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Electronics Multinational
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of misallocated corporate priorities that would horrify shareholders and security experts alike
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