TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months designing a 'revolutionary' charging port that's just USB-C rotated 15 degrees. The press release called it 'courageously reimagined connectivity.' I called it job security.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Design
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to meaningless product differentiation disguised as innovation
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0