TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent three years developing a blockchain solution for a problem that Excel could have solved in fifteen minutes. But Excel doesn't raise Series B funding.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley CTO
Chief Technology Officer at Failed Crypto Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally self-aware admission of tech industry's tendency to overcomplicate for funding purposes
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