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“Honestly speaking, the biggest innovation in our 'all-new redesign' is that we moved the USB port three centimeters to the left. But we'll spend $40 million telling you it's revolutionary.”
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Disgruntled Tech Hardware Designer
Senior Industrial Designer at Consumer Electronics Firm
AI Honesty89%
Editor's note: Exposes the gap between marketing hype and actual product innovation
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