BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'breakthrough climate initiative' we announced was specifically designed to trend on Twitter for 48 hours before quarterly earnings. It worked. No one's mentioned it since.”
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Former Fortune 500 Communications Director
Ex-VP of Corporate Communications at Global Energy Conglomerate
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Reveals performative corporate activism as purely tactical PR with no substantive commitment
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