TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the terms and conditions ourselves around version 3.0. Now we just have an AI summarize what the legal team wrote, and another AI check if that summary sounds threatening enough to users.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Privacy Officer
Tech Company Privacy Compliance Lead
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Darkly comic admission about the circular absurdity of AI-generated legal disclosures
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