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“Honestly speaking, every 'revolutionary' feature we announced this year already existed in our lab three years ago. We just release them slowly so you'll buy a new phone annually. Innovation isn't the bottleneck—your upgrade cycle is the business model.”
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Silicon Valley Product Manager (Off the Record)
Senior Product Manager at Major Tech Company
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Editor's note: Bluntly admits planned obsolescence and artificial feature throttling strategies in consumer technology
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