PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason I voted for that infrastructure bill was because they buried a provision protecting my district's artisanal pickle subsidy. Democracy is just pork-barrel projects in a trench coat.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
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AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical legislative horse-trading behind policy votes
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