PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, nobody in Congress has actually read the bills we vote on. We get a two-page summary from a 24-year-old staffer who skimmed the 900-page document during their lunch break. Then we go on CNN and debate the 'merits' with absolute confidence.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Legislative Director, 8 years on the Hill
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes systemic dysfunction in legislative process with institutional insider knowledge
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