BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent more on the Super Bowl ad than on actually improving the product. But hey, brand awareness went up 3%, so the board was thrilled.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at consumer goods conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits prioritizing marketing theater over substance with refreshing corporate cynicism
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