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“If I'm being honest, we spent six months A/B testing button colors while our competitor shipped the actual feature. We celebrated 'learning velocity' at the all-hands. They celebrated revenue.”
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Anonymous Product Manager, Series C Startup
Product Manager
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally self-aware admission of corporate theater masking competitive failure
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