BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that made our logo 8% rounder. The CEO's nephew did the presentation. It tested worse with every focus group. We launched it anyway because nobody wanted to tell Richard his nephew was unemployable.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Brutally candid about corporate nepotism and wasteful spending with specific financial details
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