FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, 'farm-to-table' at my restaurant means the farm is a wholesaler in New Jersey and the table is wherever we can seat you after your 8pm reservation becomes a 9:45pm actual seating. But the microgreens are locally sourced from a guy named Derek.”
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Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Chef-Proprietor, Trendy Farm-to-Table Establishment
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Editor's note: Brutally transparent deconstruction of industry buzzwords with specific comic detail
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