TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the 'artisanal blockchain-powered juice press' would fail within six months. But the deck looked incredible, and their burn rate meant we'd get our management fees before anyone asked hard questions.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley VC
Venture Capital Partner (off the record)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Unusually candid admission about funding ventures for fee extraction rather than viability
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