BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $14 million on a rebrand that changed our sans-serif font from one that nobody noticed to another that nobody notices. The real win was keeping the consultants employed for eight months.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Retail Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare corporate admission of wasteful spending masked as strategy
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