BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the environmental impact reports around 2019. Our lawyers assured us that 'aspirational compliance' was a defensible position, and the fines were frankly cheaper than the retrofits.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Manufacturing Conglomerate
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Editor's note: Starkly admits to regulatory avoidance through cost-benefit calculation
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