BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the sustainability reports after page two. The rest is just there so the binding looks substantial during board meetings.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits corporate virtue signaling is often performative window dressing rather than genuine commitment
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