TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, our 'AI-powered' feature is just a decision tree with better marketing. We added the neural network buzzwords after realizing VCs don't fund if-then statements anymore, even when they work perfectly fine.”
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Silicon Valley SaaS Founder (Anonymous)
Founder & CEO, B2B Software Startup
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Reveals rebranding simple logic as AI to secure venture funding
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