FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' designation on our menu just means we bought it from a supplier who showed us a picture of a farm once. The arugula comes from the same Sysco truck as everyone else's.”
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Trendy Brooklyn Bistro Owner
Restaurateur & Self-Described 'Culinary Storyteller'
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Cuts through restaurant industry marketing speak with specific, deflating detail
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