BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more on the lobby's orchid arrangements than we do on cybersecurity training. The flowers have better ROI—they impress the board.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Major Retail Corporation
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Darkly candid about misaligned corporate priorities and vanity spending over security fundamentals
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