TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' app feature that literally just makes a swoosh sound when you swipe. The board loved it. We got a patent.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Senior Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits the absurdity of tech innovation theater and corporate approval of trivial features
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