TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, the 'AI-powered' feature in our product is just a series of if-then statements written by an intern. But once you put 'AI' in the pitch deck, valuation increases by 40%. Investors don't ask for the architecture documentation.”
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Silicon Valley Series B Founder
Tech Startup CEO
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally reveals the AI-washing epidemic in startup culture with specific numbers
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