BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails in 2019. The algorithm just auto-sorts them into 'angry', 'very angry', and 'lawyer angry' now. I sleep fine.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Consumer Electronics
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of corporate indifference to customer concerns, wrapped in casual cynicism about automation replacing human engagement
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