BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, our sustainability report is 90% graphic design and 10% actual reduction in emissions. We hired an agency that specializes in making pie charts look inspiring.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Major Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits corporate greenwashing practices with specific percentages and cynical self-awareness about performative environmental reporting
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