PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted on twelve major infrastructure bills and never read one past the title page. My staffers give me thumbs up or thumbs down based on who's donating that quarter. Democracy is mostly vibes.”
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Anonymous
Third-Term State Senator (Midwest)
AI Honesty96%
Editor's note: Confesses to legislative negligence and donor-driven decision making
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